21 year old. That's about it.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE
 it’s back :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

 it’s back :D

  • damn i need to save my money
    me:
  • *spends $200 in a week*
    me:

odditymall:

The whiskey wedge is a cocktail glass that is meant to reduce the watered down effect that ice cubes usually cause in your drink.

—->http://odditymall.com/whiskey-wedge-ice-glass

okaywork:

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

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punkmothra:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

How I feel when things unexpectedly work out in my favor

whatshouldwecallme:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Sandwich board wisdom. [attentionpaysme]

tastefullyoffensive:

Sandwich board wisdom. [attentionpaysme]